MTM XII: Week 5, Wednesday

Bobby: Raucous game staged in front of 20 teams, many of them untrained by Bobby’s standards saw many teams leave in disgust at the profanity and abuse… And JuJu saw this, and it was good… Maybe next time a motherfucker will yell “SPORTS” as instructed, lest he/she be given another rhythmic gymnastics, NASCAR, or Soccer question…

In spite of these breaks in form, scores were robust with Jimmy Jams collecting 1st @ 113
Robot Monkeys (8) successfully duel Take it Sleazy in OT with 101 each..

also

Denim – 100
United – 99
Earlliance – 85
Phasers – 84

TJ:

Ten tournament teams show up at Brewhouse on Wednesday. The game got shredded as it did everywhere else in the state. The most important news of the evening is that Fetus pays the entry fee to become team #28! Two spots left folks….

BBvBoE(11) – 121 – 9
Muffins(7) – 103 – 6
Dirty Mike(7) – 101 – 3
FFA(4) – 92
Chickfilation(10) – 91
Kramerica(4) – 72
Fetus(5) – 70
Earlliance(2) – 69
BTSux.com(2) – 68
Oedipus(3) – 66

Brian:

Busy night at Hail Mary saw tournament teams struggle while non tournament teams coasted. “Hugo Chavez faked his death to avoid meeting Dennis Rodman” finished first with 89 points. This is a team that kept winning last year but decided not to play because they would rather keep changing their team name each week. SMH. They earn the invite, but probably won’t cash in.

Team Farm, another non tourney team, finished 2nd with 76. We had to go to OT to decide 3rd. Old Yeller(10) edged Buckhead Rednecks(2) after scoring 74 to take home the only performance points of the night.

#9 (3) 62
Fact Hunt (2) 35
Experience (3) 34
Hazel Destroy – 126

Clint: Kitten Mittens – 85
(Welcome to the update, Clint… Clint would probably like all teams to look at this score and know it won, and factor that into your plans for next week… Thanks in advance)
Oedipus – 126

Brent: Ray-Ray and Ramrod locked horns for much of the night, with the Partay (106) pulling away in the 4th quarter.  Ramrod ease the pains of week 4 with a solid 97.  Cantonese Warriors were again in position to block performance points but fumbled at the goal line, and Challenged (81) stole 3rd.  Others of note:
Rednecks – 80
Chipper’s Lipper – 32
Coconuts – 32
Earlliance – 126

 

TEAM TOTAL Base Scores Performance Attendance Week Base
Earlliance 620 515 105 74 85
Muffins 615 534 81 82 103
Bobby Brown 596 533 63 106 121
Jimmy Jams 590 530 60 109 113
United 573 498 75 86 99
Ray-Ray’s Partay 571 487 84 84 106
Buckhead Rednecks 557 479 78 59 101
Denim Chicken 519 480 39 56 100
#9 491 428 63 114 67
Fulmer’s Fat Ass 482 473 9 28 92
Challenged 481 445 36 94 84
Oedipus 480 453 27 54 72
Robot Monkeys 477 462 15 56 101
Kramerica 417 402 15 32 72
Phasers 415 412 3 63 84
Migrating Coconuts 413 395 18 77 93
Kitten Mittens 405 393 12 58 85
Old Yeller 397 379 18 42 74
Say Car Ramrod 389 374 15 33 97
Chipper’s Lipper 384 369 15 37 74
Pabst Playboys 373 358 15 64 58
Rash 345 345 0 60 30
Fact Hunt 325 313 12 34 35
Experience 324 315 9 30 34
T2RB 315 312 3 32 0
Rural Jurors 226 220 6 20 0
Fetus 294 294 0 20 70
McNuttski 190 181 9 8 74
Dirty Mike 170 167 3 17 101
Maroons 67 67 0 5 0
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